The Raw Humour 10 10 80 Diet
You heard it here first folks!! The brand new, amazing results guaranteed, the ultimate Raw Food diet that is sure to be a massive success.
It's the 10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
The basis of the diet is that you only ever spend 10% of your time worrying about food, only ever spend 10% preparing your food, and then you spend 80% of your time enjoying life, spending time with friends and family, helping to make other people feel better, and doing your bit to make the world a better place.
Some of your 10 10 80 questions answered:
But what can you eat on this diet?
As long as you feel its going to help you feel good and you don't spend more than 10% of your time worrying about it then its cool!
Do you have to soak your nuts?
As long as you don't spend more than 10% of your time debating this question then it doesn't really matter either way is OK and if you do suffer after not soaking your nuts then soak them the next time...simple.
Do you have to eat ALL RAW on the 10 10 80 DIET?
If you spend your 80% doing what you are supposed to do on the 10 10 80 DIET then you won't have time to worry about this question so I am not going to even answer it as this would waste some of your other 10% of time which may only leave you with 9% of time to prepare your food.
Do you need to purchase another raw food book to follow this raw food diet?
No because its that simple it does not require the purchase of any book at all. Some ancient tribes who never ever get sick in the world have no books what so ever! Thier secret is that they spend 80% of their time doing things that they have no time to sit around and worry about what food they are going to eat and whether they are going to get sick or not.
Get going today and discover the benefits of eating the 10 10 80 DIET. Don't forget to send in your amazing before and after pics and testimonials.
DISCLAIMER:
The 10 10 80 DIET is a completely original idea. Any similarities to any other diet is completely coincidental. Although the 10 10 80 diet does have the potential of making people feel better you will eventualy die like everyone else one day and it cannot guarantee that you will never get sick. If in doubt always consult a medical doctor who will give you plenty of drugs to cure you and put you back to normal.
10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
It's the 10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
The basis of the diet is that you only ever spend 10% of your time worrying about food, only ever spend 10% preparing your food, and then you spend 80% of your time enjoying life, spending time with friends and family, helping to make other people feel better, and doing your bit to make the world a better place.
Some of your 10 10 80 questions answered:
But what can you eat on this diet?
As long as you feel its going to help you feel good and you don't spend more than 10% of your time worrying about it then its cool!
Do you have to soak your nuts?
As long as you don't spend more than 10% of your time debating this question then it doesn't really matter either way is OK and if you do suffer after not soaking your nuts then soak them the next time...simple.
Do you have to eat ALL RAW on the 10 10 80 DIET?
If you spend your 80% doing what you are supposed to do on the 10 10 80 DIET then you won't have time to worry about this question so I am not going to even answer it as this would waste some of your other 10% of time which may only leave you with 9% of time to prepare your food.
Do you need to purchase another raw food book to follow this raw food diet?
No because its that simple it does not require the purchase of any book at all. Some ancient tribes who never ever get sick in the world have no books what so ever! Thier secret is that they spend 80% of their time doing things that they have no time to sit around and worry about what food they are going to eat and whether they are going to get sick or not.
Get going today and discover the benefits of eating the 10 10 80 DIET. Don't forget to send in your amazing before and after pics and testimonials.
DISCLAIMER:
The 10 10 80 DIET is a completely original idea. Any similarities to any other diet is completely coincidental. Although the 10 10 80 diet does have the potential of making people feel better you will eventualy die like everyone else one day and it cannot guarantee that you will never get sick. If in doubt always consult a medical doctor who will give you plenty of drugs to cure you and put you back to normal.
10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on -
Due to recent posts on this thread and others from people calling me Dr Pete, people have been asking am I a Doctor? Well the answer is no however the closest I come to being a doctor is that some of my friends think I do look like the current Dr Who David Tenant. I shall let you decide for yourselves.
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Permalink Reply by Pink Lady Apple on -
A little, and I love the shirt!!
You will always be Dr. Pete to me, the prescriber of Vitamin L!!
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Permalink Reply by Uti on -
Well that guy does look British.
Dr. Pete just isn't cool enough for me, given your new photo as The Man With The Golden Banana, a man with a license to kill and eat large amounts of raw fruits and vegetables. I propose that we all call you Dr. V. Yes, I know that may give rise to some confusion from people who have already become confused with all the 10's and 80's numbered diets floating around and another guy called Dr. D., but trust me, I'm no doctor and I find a lot of opportunities to learn from my confusions.
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on
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Hey Uti Dr V sounds like it could be the name of one of James Bonds arch enemies!
The truth is I don't like the thought of having Dr by my name because it tends to stop people questioning what you say and the whole aim of what I do is to help people question everything that they are told.
Thanks for the thought though ;-)
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Permalink Reply by Uti on
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That's an interesting way of looking at it Pete. I learned early on not to take anyone's word for things, especially if they had letters before or after their name. I sometimes forget that most of the people trust authority figures.
I was thinking that Dr. V might be the kind of slightly dangerous guy you would want on your side in a raw food fight. EVERYBODY DUCK!!! Incoming Durians at 2 o'clock!!!
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Permalink Reply by Pink Lady Apple on
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If we eat wrongly, no doctor can cure us--if we eat rightly, no doctor is needed :)
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Permalink Reply by Finnegan Kelley on -
David Tennant is king, that shirt is so ace.
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Permalink Reply by L'il Tinker on -
A bit maybe, albeit your'e better looking, and he just doesnt hold his banana like you do.
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on
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Thanks L'il Tinker glad you spotted my old military training shining thru ;-/
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Permalink Reply by Holly Paige on -
thanks this is the most i have laughed publically on a raw site although i admit to covert laughing with raw friends in private - it was the vitamin L that we all needed and now i can come out of the closet and admit i have been shamelessly on vitamin L for most of the years i have been raw
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on
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Thanks for the feedback Holly. Some raw fooders on raw humour have even reported impromptu sessions of leg urine therapy whilst reading some of these posts. ;-) Do take care when you laugh though because there is the danger of unexpected colon cleansing too.
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