The Raw Humour 10 10 80 Diet
You heard it here first folks!! The brand new, amazing results guaranteed, the ultimate Raw Food diet that is sure to be a massive success.
It's the 10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
The basis of the diet is that you only ever spend 10% of your time worrying about food, only ever spend 10% preparing your food, and then you spend 80% of your time enjoying life, spending time with friends and family, helping to make other people feel better, and doing your bit to make the world a better place.
Some of your 10 10 80 questions answered:
But what can you eat on this diet?
As long as you feel its going to help you feel good and you don't spend more than 10% of your time worrying about it then its cool!
Do you have to soak your nuts?
As long as you don't spend more than 10% of your time debating this question then it doesn't really matter either way is OK and if you do suffer after not soaking your nuts then soak them the next time...simple.
Do you have to eat ALL RAW on the 10 10 80 DIET?
If you spend your 80% doing what you are supposed to do on the 10 10 80 DIET then you won't have time to worry about this question so I am not going to even answer it as this would waste some of your other 10% of time which may only leave you with 9% of time to prepare your food.
Do you need to purchase another raw food book to follow this raw food diet?
No because its that simple it does not require the purchase of any book at all. Some ancient tribes who never ever get sick in the world have no books what so ever! Thier secret is that they spend 80% of their time doing things that they have no time to sit around and worry about what food they are going to eat and whether they are going to get sick or not.
Get going today and discover the benefits of eating the 10 10 80 DIET. Don't forget to send in your amazing before and after pics and testimonials.
DISCLAIMER:
The 10 10 80 DIET is a completely original idea. Any similarities to any other diet is completely coincidental. Although the 10 10 80 diet does have the potential of making people feel better you will eventualy die like everyone else one day and it cannot guarantee that you will never get sick. If in doubt always consult a medical doctor who will give you plenty of drugs to cure you and put you back to normal.
10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
It's the 10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
The basis of the diet is that you only ever spend 10% of your time worrying about food, only ever spend 10% preparing your food, and then you spend 80% of your time enjoying life, spending time with friends and family, helping to make other people feel better, and doing your bit to make the world a better place.
Some of your 10 10 80 questions answered:
But what can you eat on this diet?
As long as you feel its going to help you feel good and you don't spend more than 10% of your time worrying about it then its cool!
Do you have to soak your nuts?
As long as you don't spend more than 10% of your time debating this question then it doesn't really matter either way is OK and if you do suffer after not soaking your nuts then soak them the next time...simple.
Do you have to eat ALL RAW on the 10 10 80 DIET?
If you spend your 80% doing what you are supposed to do on the 10 10 80 DIET then you won't have time to worry about this question so I am not going to even answer it as this would waste some of your other 10% of time which may only leave you with 9% of time to prepare your food.
Do you need to purchase another raw food book to follow this raw food diet?
No because its that simple it does not require the purchase of any book at all. Some ancient tribes who never ever get sick in the world have no books what so ever! Thier secret is that they spend 80% of their time doing things that they have no time to sit around and worry about what food they are going to eat and whether they are going to get sick or not.
Get going today and discover the benefits of eating the 10 10 80 DIET. Don't forget to send in your amazing before and after pics and testimonials.
DISCLAIMER:
The 10 10 80 DIET is a completely original idea. Any similarities to any other diet is completely coincidental. Although the 10 10 80 diet does have the potential of making people feel better you will eventualy die like everyone else one day and it cannot guarantee that you will never get sick. If in doubt always consult a medical doctor who will give you plenty of drugs to cure you and put you back to normal.
10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on -
Sorry Charles if I got you into trouble at work! ;-)
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Permalink Reply by Lucy Wilkins on -
OMG I just burst out into hysterical laughter too, then my daughter wanted to know what was so funny, it got more funny as i tried to explain it now she's looking at me like I'm some kind of wierd alien mother.
welcome to raw humour, where you spend 95% of your time laughing out loud and 5% trying to stop laughing long enough to type a reply.
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Permalink Reply by Andrew J on -
How about the 0 0 100 percent diet? That way you can have a whale of a time by letting your other half to do all the worrying and preparing! :o)
Warning: May result in divorce.
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Permalink Reply by Pink Lady Apple on -
I have read ALL of the responses and I am still unsure about the percentages. I just can't seem to comprehend this diet? I do have some additional questions...
Do I have to weigh anything when I do this diet? Can it be animal, mineral or vegetable?
If I spend 20% of my time worrying about food, do I take the other 10% percent out of the time preparing food? If so, then what would I eat? Would it be the 20% or the 10% of the food at that point? Then I would have to take another 10% out of my fun time and then I would be back to worrying about the other percentages. I'm just totally confused. HELP!!!
Also, I would very much like to find out what happens after you are finished with the 90-day nut soak. Will they be ready by the time the Raw Spirit Festival comes around? Maybe you could share your experience with others and create a nutsoaking.com site for all to join. Then we could all do a global nut soak around the world and share our experiences.
What a fabulous idea...but I am still confused about the percentages.
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Permalink Reply by Mike on -
Yes, you seem to have it. You would eat only air if you spent your time worrying. If you weigh nothing when you start, then you're fine there. You never take time out of "fun percentages", that would just be wrong. and if you can't prepare food, you just have to eat an apple, or some unsoaked nuts :~) hA
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on
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You got it Mike...welcome to the 10 10 80 way of doing things. It is amazing how many times if you apply this approach to some of the big questions people are asking throughout this site how well it answers them.
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Permalink Reply by Mike on
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That's pretty funny, Pete!! I'll definately be paying close attention here... lots to learn on the 10 10 80 lifestyle! Peas~
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Permalink Reply by Pete Vincent on
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Pink Lady Apple as soon as I have 1% of time available to think about your question and 1% to write my reply post rest assured I will get right back to you. Right now I have wasted 2% of my time thinking about what I am going to have for my breakfast and its only 9 o clock so I had better save some % time in order to get me through my day.
After 90 days of nut soaking my prediction is that 99% of nuts will be rotten and inedible ;-)
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Permalink Reply by Pink Lady Apple on
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LOL. Have a great weekend!!!
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Permalink Reply by Anna Marcon on -
OK Dr Vince,
now that you have me hooked on this humour malarchy and the 101080, can you please advise how much of the 80% should be spent exercising, skinbrushing, yogaing, colonic therapying, getting rid of all my damn parasites and various stones, meditating, getting the odd bit of sleep and things of a spiritual nature...seeking, generally being rather super and lurved up and saving the planet (anything I have missed?) as sometimes I need to work (like now??) and do the laundry...
Oh, and I made almond milk last week and did not soak my nuts... will I be OK?
Also so I see that on this type of diet, one eventually dies, is that guarenteed? As I have been finding the thought of living past 126 rather stressful, as I have yet to see the point. Her Majesty it seems, only sends cards on one's 100th time around the moon. ( Not even a telegram any more!) Always having been of an out with the old, in with the new kind of person... I am wondering if this 101080, will provide me with enough nutrition for a good old fashioned biblical 3 score years and 10, and possibly an extra 10 for good (or bad behaviour), but arthritis free. And will it stop me eating too many dates? And will it make me believe in the secret and get a house with 200 windows? Coz I ain't cleaning all them, it will I fear take up all of my 80%!
Yours, concerned, distressed and doing it wrong.
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