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You heard it here first folks!! The brand new, amazing results guaranteed, the ultimate Raw Food diet that is sure to be a massive success.

It's the 10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour

The basis of the diet is that you only ever spend 10% of your time worrying about food, only ever spend 10% preparing your food, and then you spend 80% of your time enjoying life, spending time with friends and family, helping to make other people feel better, and doing your bit to make the world a better place.

Some of your 10 10 80 questions answered:

But what can you eat on this diet?

As long as you feel its going to help you feel good and you don't spend more than 10% of your time worrying about it then its cool!

Do you have to soak your nuts?

As long as you don't spend more than 10% of your time debating this question then it doesn't really matter either way is OK and if you do suffer after not soaking your nuts then soak them the next time...simple.

Do you have to eat ALL RAW on the 10 10 80 DIET?

If you spend your 80% doing what you are supposed to do on the 10 10 80 DIET then you won't have time to worry about this question so I am not going to even answer it as this would waste some of your other 10% of time which may only leave you with 9% of time to prepare your food.

Do you need to purchase another raw food book to follow this raw food diet?

No because its that simple it does not require the purchase of any book at all. Some ancient tribes who never ever get sick in the world have no books what so ever! Thier secret is that they spend 80% of their time doing things that they have no time to sit around and worry about what food they are going to eat and whether they are going to get sick or not.

Get going today and discover the benefits of eating the 10 10 80 DIET. Don't forget to send in your amazing before and after pics and testimonials.

DISCLAIMER:

The 10 10 80 DIET is a completely original idea. Any similarities to any other diet is completely coincidental. Although the 10 10 80 diet does have the potential of making people feel better you will eventualy die like everyone else one day and it cannot guarantee that you will never get sick. If in doubt always consult a medical doctor who will give you plenty of drugs to cure you and put you back to normal.

10 10 80 Diet (TM) Copy Right 2008 Raw Humour

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You're my hero, Dr. Pete Vincent.

High fives,

Charley.

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Where do I sign up? :)

You have waaaaay to much spare time on your hands x

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Just go to www.101080.com where else

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Amen

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I'm still not sure whether I should soak my nuts or not... what happens if I do spend more than 10% of my time debating the question?

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If you spend more than 10% of your time soaking your nuts then they all go wrinkly LOL

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But will I go wrinkly?

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Depends what you are soaking Emma?? ;-)

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Is it possible to oversoak your nuts?

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I am about to embark on a 90 day nut soak and so I will let you know ;-)

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Hahahaha............. ah, Pete, you actually made me bust out laughing here at my job. People are staring at me. Thanks a bunch.

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Dear Buddhababy,

Over soaking nuts can be a problem. Make sure that afterwards to pat them dry with a old tea towel or something, Be careful coz you might break them which could lead to over oxidation.

Feel free to lie down on my couch any time!

Dr Vincent LOL

Legal notice. I am not a Dr. This was for comic purposes only and nothing I said should be taken as medical advice. Always consult a medical dr to get a diagnosis that might even be right and to receive drugs that might work but also give you loads of side effects.

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