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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale, Retold

A friend emailed the following story to me today. This is the tweaked version. Enjoy. :)

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said: "NO!". And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, always had a clean house, never cooked, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't gain weight, traveled more, had fun going on dates, had plenty of money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the movies, never had to watch sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt crack, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.


The End

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Wisdom Goddess Born Comment by Wisdom Goddess Born on April 9, 2008 at 4:16pm
I'm good. Being in a relationship can sometimes be a blessing, but I say go for freedom until you are really sure, you give up something of yourself to be in a harmonious relationship, sometimes you have to bite your tongue or go along with the flow when what you want to do is the exact opposite. For exampIe I still have to cook traditional food regardless of how much raw I'm eating. You can attempt change but sometimes its nice to be all about yourself.
Natasha Comment by Natasha on April 9, 2008 at 3:35pm
Hi Wisdom, thanks so much for your comment. Being in a relationship is a blessing, from what I've been told.... But so is being independent and self sufficient. Maybe someday I can have both. Anyhow, I'm doing well, how have you been?
Wisdom Goddess Born Comment by Wisdom Goddess Born on April 9, 2008 at 8:10am
Oh and please add, ...had all of the hot sex ,of her choosing ,when and where and with whom she wanted; that she could stand!!! (I sometimes miss my single days) How are you Natasha? Love your writing style so so much. You are inspiring me to write out loud more often.

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