Two Blacks and a White Cop walk into the White House to have a beer.....

Both blacks are Harvard educated. One doesn't really drink beer but pretends he drinks Heineken because of it's superior engineering and exceptional taste. The other Black is the most powerful man in the world but gets in trouble from Fox News because he chooses Budweiser (the king of beers). This is seen as insulting the office of the presidency by Fox News because it is the nations most popular cervesa and the public should never get what they want especially on things like health care. The White cop arrested one of the black men in his own living room for objecting to a white cop being in a black man's living room that is personal friends with the most powerful man in the world who also happens to be black and born in Kenya and not in Hawaii according to some of the more enlightened members of the Republican't Party. The White Cop requests some kind of blue Canadian import beer because of its association with the great White north.

Sarah Barracuda Fighter Nonquitter Palin turns out to be a surprise guest and impresses everyone with her exceptional Moose stew and judicious use of Tobasco sauce. There is finally world peace (which every former beauty queen hopes and prays for) for all people and animals.

Knot.

The Secret Service prevents the Black tenant of the White House from being arrested for not having proper documentation and a green card despite the best efforts of Fox News. Sarah Palin is quoted as saying that all jokes are now off limits in regards to the rousing success of Bristol's national abstainence tour and that abstainence makes the heart grow fonder.

Next week the question is answered whether people in Alaska get enough vitamin D from direct sunlight throughout the year and does this directly affect their mental state. Or should they supplement. Or should all supplements be made illegal along with gardening and organic foods.