Share 'The World's Shortest Fairy Tale, Retold'

A friend emailed the following story to me today. This is the tweaked version. Enjoy. :) THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!". And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, always had a clean house, never cooked, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't gain weight, traveled mo...