Who would you be? You're already a character. But explain your character in a purely stereotypical entertaining, mind-orbiting way.

I'd have to be a Jedi. Master of self-discipline and poise. Nothing - even certain impending doom would move me from my steady, calm, problem solving thoughts.

Everything is epic. Even scratching my nose. Everything is done in excellence. Even my pus elimination.

Summer saulting through the air is my favourite move. I sometimes do it mid-conversations when the person I'm talking to is dull. There is nothing wrong with this - as it sparks a more spicey reaction from the mind lazy folk.

But chitty chatty bang bang doesn't hold me down for long. I'm all about the swing and the dip. Dipping through horizons which no body else could achieve. Only because they are best with crossing their own horizons. My horizons are only to be read in books.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz 50hrtz................buzzzzzzzzzzzzz i can hear your electricity.