What do Ghandi & Multiple Orgasms have in common?

This is not going to be a poem. It's more of a blog...

a statement....

a cry for peace, if you will.   

All that to say that repetitive things have a tendency to make me ridiculously happy sometimes....

particularly numbers.

My mama's favorite numbers are 22:22.  

I always make a wish at 1:11 or 11:11.   

I was thinking about that and started wondering....

who would knock multiple orgasms, right?  

That last statement has little relevance to the subject, but I like to say multiple orgasms as much as possible and there is a logical reason for it.

Logical reason-------> I figure that every guru since the beginning of time has said... 

"What you think about, you bring about."  

Even Mahatma Ghandi said something along the lines of, "Your thoughts become your words. Your words become your actions. Your actions become your habits, and your habits determine your destiny".  

Something to consider huh? So, I have determined that every time I see a repetitive number, I am going to think about something I enjoy having repetitively, which in this case is ORGASMS...

Ghandi was far more intelligent than I, and really you should all join me in my new past time because....  

If people were busy "bringing about" their own multiple orgasms, there would be

WORLD PEACE

because people would be occupied with either...  

1. THINKING about multiple orgasms (which is a happy past time, if I do say so myself :-)    

2. TALKING about multiple orgasms (which is far more enjoyable than talking about cultural differences)    

3. Taking *ACTION* to ensure their multiple orgasms (aaaaand I have a decidedly difficult time believing someone is going to interrupt themselves in midst O-O-O-O to go shoot somebody)    

4. Developing the HABIT of achieving multiple orgasms (Oil? The Wrath of God/Allah/Pat Robertson? Fire, Doom & Mayhem? Shhhhh...baby, whatever the problem is, we'll work it out. Now come back to bed.)  

So I conclude with this statement in my best matriarchal voice of your choice. (As long as she is over 60, slightly cranky and waving a finger in your face)  

"Don't even tell me that there is a higher destiny than world peace brought about through love and understanding, because I refuse to believe it."  

-----------> AND NEITHER WOULD GHANDI FOR THAT MATTER. (grin)

Tags: ghandi, multiple, orgasms, peace, sex

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Permalink Reply by Charles on January 8, 2009 at 1:28pm: It is a common myth that animals do not (as a rule) have sex for pleasure, or alternatively that humans (and perhaps cats, dolphins and one or two species of primate) are the only species which do. This is sometimes formulated "animals mate only for reproduction".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality#Sex_for_pleasure; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kim Caldwell on January 9, 2009 at 12:11am: Charles this is interesting. Shows things in a new perspective.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by hajapapaya on January 8, 2009 at 4:00pm: for you?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dancing Cells on January 7, 2009 at 6:40pm: mmm I'm fascinated by 1:11 and 11:11 as well, they seem to hold some magical power. I also really love that picture of the girl on top, it has been saved to my desktop :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Raini on January 7, 2009 at 8:15pm: I've got a riddle for ya's... Name this person! Super calloused, fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kyrin on January 7, 2009 at 8:41pm: Ghandi ;-) I love riddles.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sara on January 8, 2009 at 12:47am: I have now, the second from the left looks emaciated..or is that the body art. Thats a party I think I can miss: ); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sara on January 8, 2009 at 1:31am: I will admit, since my initial reaction passed I am curious to learn more.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Todd Meyers on January 8, 2009 at 2:32am: I'd like a "Orgasms for Peace" tee shirt.. but seriously Kyrin i agree I think u have something here. When people are happy, healthy, un-constipated and having lots of sex, why do the horrible things some humans do? I have a feeling most of the people destroying this planet don't have much of the above. Throw some love into the mix and you got a cocktail for peace.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by veganinja on January 8, 2009 at 2:36am: Your multiple orgasm plan is brilliant. I had devised a similar one some time ago, but it just involved REALLY GOOD SEX. I think you have definetly perfected the idea.; ▶ Reply to This