SAD Eaters Say the Darndist Things
Today someone told me, "I don't see what health has to do with nutrition."
Wow. Just wow. What are some funny things you've heard from SAD eaters? Tell me.
Wow. Just wow. What are some funny things you've heard from SAD eaters? Tell me.
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Permalink Reply by Rawzilla on -
RawZi, We're on such a roll I can't post to the right threads anymore--they're used up. But I'm sure you've heard of Dr. Mercola. He has plenty of material supporting the health values of eating raw eggs, dairy, and meat. He also talks about raw egg whites, because he had to change his stance on them at some point. I didn't follow too closely, but I value his website of endless resources. He's one of my "go-to" people.
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Permalink Reply by Rawzilla on
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And, of course, doctors are the third leading cause of death in the US. THANK you JAMA!
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/07/30/docto...
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Permalink Reply by Rawzilla on
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Damn, RawZi, we DO think alike. Yeah, you don't have the right to die at home, and you don't have the right to die naturally, when it is simply time--the life must, by law it seems, be prolonged by a steady stream of toxins until there is nothing left of dignity or peace. Unless of course your life is taken prematurely by the doctor. That's acceptable. I've witnessed it personally a number of times.
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Permalink Reply by aishwarya on -
anti-psychotic as anti-psyches....
yes i agree. people dont choose raw cuz they are too afraid to face themselves real and unleash higher divine power that is all within themselves.
darn. why do we have these clinics and hospitals. they dont know anything....
we should really be able to trust our docs. we really need raw docs or docs who practice real nutrition and arent afraid. we need them everywhere.
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Permalink Reply by Sistina on -
Thanks for the empathy.
Oh, here 's another comment I got when I worked at a health food store. Person in cancer treatment: "My doctor told me not to eat healthy or give up my coffee latte drinks."
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Permalink Reply by Sistina on
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Working in a health food store in a small town was utterly bizarre.
A seemingly normal business owner told me she noticed her kitchen counter top came loose, so she'd take it down, use it as a slant board to give herself enemas, then put it back for kitchen duty! Me: "hmmmmmmmmm............"
Numerous senior citizens giving me weekly updates on their bowels. Me: perfecting concerned yet neutral facial expression.
A woman calling me anonymously on the phone, telling me she'd been poisoned and wanting me to be a third party to the local naturopath doctor. Me: not cooperating.
The mail man looking for Venus Flytrap medicine to counter balance chem trails. Me: "hmmm......."
Man looking for beeswax to melt and pour on eyeball because he's been "pickin' at my eyeball with a hypodermic needle!"
You can't make this crazy shit up!
And local raw food cult coming into the store to recruit for their cult!- they didn't want me. They could smell my intelligence. Hint: Suvine, you posted the guys picture here recently.
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Permalink Reply by aishwarya on
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ok there was this one. and i have been told this so many many times by relatives and friends, particularly some guys :
"You are too young to be on that sattvic diet."
lolz. considering raw can get me sooo horny, and so in tune with senses with everyone, this is the best. ;)
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Permalink Reply by Bonnie Parker on -
"I cant go raw cause I have weak kindneys" & "I cant eat raw food because I'm afaid I'll get worms" I wont waste my breath . . .
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Permalink Reply by Monika Jurkewitz on -
"Where do you get your carbs from?" From a girl who was vegetarian for many years...
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