Raw Foodies Say the SharpEst Things

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Permalink Reply by Suzie- Smoothie on April 17, 2009 at 3:55pm

are they dead foods you know....that means they are nt alive.....and folks turn around and look at u as if u have horns coming out of ur head!!!! Another one:-
i eat only raw food...they ask oh only salads.. i answer oh no just uncooked foods....yum....hard core u know .... apples!!!!(:

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Permalink Reply by aishwarya on April 17, 2009 at 3:55pm

"Does your fried chicken hatch more fried chicken in your tummy?" :D( evil grin)


"I love beer too. To wash my dogs." ( I was really teasing a guy who asked me if i liked beer.)


"The slimey green gunk here is actually masticated frogs in the jar. I love to drink live frog blood.You can actually hear them scream when you work my blender..." ( I was actually making a kid cousin laugh and go ewww when she asked what that horrible green glob in the jar was LOLZZZ)

"Ah, you are ordering cardboard,... err pizza?" (oops..., this was really a slip-up and good they didnt hear it :p )

"Eeeek. Did you put on deospray?" (i really need to control this one cause i randomly get headaches with certain strong deos. Why do people need deos? they smell so much better naturally.)

"Oh yes those are really nice looking dead (read cooked food) creations. I admire the art." (I do this for fun only to really close people who understand the joke, not to hurt EVER.)


I just tease around a bit at times. It is fun :D. But food is food to different people. So it is ok. EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED.

PEACE ~~~

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Permalink Reply by aishwarya on April 17, 2009 at 6:18pm

I dont have to wash my own dogs at home with beer. but i work with pet shelters where it helps. especially with hairy dogs with tics. i keep beer bottles with me for that purpose. you never know when an emergency comes. beer is very purposeful.

So i NEVER deny a good bottle of beer :)

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Permalink Reply by Charles on April 18, 2009 at 1:52am

Have you really said that fried chicken line?

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Permalink Reply by aishwarya on April 18, 2009 at 3:59pm

yes Charles I did :D

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Permalink Reply by Ken on April 17, 2009 at 4:27pm

"its all fun and games till someone loses a gall bladder"

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Permalink Reply by svelte_in_la on April 18, 2009 at 2:39pm

In Little House on the Prairie books, they layed with a ball made from pig's bladder.

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Permalink Reply by Ken on April 17, 2009 at 4:35pm

"that food is for the birds...man" " "and in combination with Alka-Seltzer makes them EXPLODE"

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Permalink Reply by Charles on April 18, 2009 at 10:35am

Proof that raw foodists don't always say the sharpest things.

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Permalink Reply by Raw'r on April 17, 2009 at 5:57pm

...my shit doesn't stink actually.

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Permalink Reply by Ken on April 17, 2009 at 5:58pm

"I'd rather have a banana in front of me then a frontalbananame"

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Permalink Reply by Ken on April 17, 2009 at 7:03pm

"There's no use in beating a dead tomato"

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