christmas

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Permalink Reply by RawFreedom on October 21, 2009 at 9:48pm

The reason why Santa's reindeers fly is because they get high on magic mushrooms, it's true!

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Permalink Reply by Zoe on October 22, 2009 at 11:57pm

do u want to know why witches ride broomsticks? I could tell u but it is v.v.rude ;)

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Permalink Reply by mark bethea on October 23, 2009 at 3:20pm

i'm curious,.........,please tell me

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Permalink Reply by Zoe on October 23, 2009 at 3:46pm

haha!
Well, the witches of the old times, (actually they still do this, some of them ) or wise women, used to mix honey with magic mushrooms, smear the end of broomsticks with them ( broomsticks or besoms are used in witchcraft as a symbol of brushing away the past/clearing away crap, witches use household items a lot...and sex...because they see sex as a saced act not as something dirty or shameful ) so then they used to (and some still do) umm bring themselves to orgasm using the broom handle, and as the mushroom mixtures gets absorbed into the blood through the skin they get high too and start tripping on the mushrooms, so there you go, that's where witches flying on broomsticks comes from. Interesting huh?

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Permalink Reply by mark bethea on October 23, 2009 at 8:49pm

WOW!,...............WOW,...................OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK!!! CAN'T SAY MUCH MORE THAN THAT,........WOW!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Zoe on October 23, 2009 at 10:05pm

hahaha that made your night didnt it?

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Permalink Reply by mark bethea on October 23, 2009 at 10:37pm

was a ittle taken back on that one,but yes

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Permalink Reply by Saz on October 24, 2009 at 3:30am

LOL. No way! Where did you read that?

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Permalink Reply by Zoe on October 24, 2009 at 4:44am

i didn't read it anywhere, I used to know many witches who still do this kind of thing in covens all round England. I never belonged to them, they tried to get me involved but I wasn't interested.

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Permalink Reply by Saz on October 24, 2009 at 5:52am

Wow! That's crazy. You gotta love some people for making life interesting...

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Permalink Reply by Zoe on October 24, 2009 at 6:59am

The ones I have met are doing it to bring love and light to the world. Their intentions with their rituals and spells are often to end war and preserve the environment.
They have these orgies where they have one "maiden" who isn't allowed to orgasm until right at the end. There are loads of these covens all over the UK. Every town I have lived in has a few, it is all very hush hush, lovely people though, I just don't want to shag them!
Actually it is interesting that in World War 2 there was a huge effort by witches who did these synchronised rituals all over England and many people report miraculous events on the days they were carried out. We just have no idea what we owe to their efforts. It sounds funny what they do, but believe me, they do some seriously good work here for us all.

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Permalink Reply by Zoe on October 21, 2009 at 11:40pm

This is dub reggae star Macka B's take on it, great song, he is also vegan by the way. My fave lyric: " christmas put people under pressure, don't u know Satan and Santa got the same letters' ;)

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