Give it to me Raw


This guy Billy Mays sells everything on tv. I think he can sell anything. Let's make our mission this year to convert him to raw so he can spread the message.

Yeah, I'm being silly. Sue me.

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Where does he live? Maybe I could have Treaclerider go talk with him about the powers of a Raw lifestyle. Whatdya think?

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Ive always wondered what this guys credentials are, besides a loud sales voice on television.
He always announces his name like hes a well known celebrity. "Billy Mays here!" ...self proclaimed perhaps?
Anybody know what else this guy does? Just curious.

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Yes, we need tons more. I want it to get to the point where I can't swing an organic turnip without smacking a raw guru in the face.

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Holy crap, look at all the stuff he sells:

* Aquapel
* Awesome Auger, Ground Aug, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
* Bedazzler
* Big City Slider Station
* Black Swan Furniture
* Bloomin' Onion Maker
* Buddy Putty
* Calcium Lime Rust
* Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
* Cucco Kitchenware
* DC Snowboards
* Ding King automotive dent remover
* Dualsaw
* Easy Off Bam!
* Energize energy supplement
* EngraveIt
* FixIt car scratch remover
* FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
* Foodsaver
* ESPN
* ESPN360
* FreeFone wireless phone holder
* Gator Grip
* Gem It
* Gopher reach extending tool
* Handy Switch
* Hercules Hook wall hangers
* House Dust
* iCan Benefit Group, LLC
* Kaboom
* Lint-B-Gone lint brush
* Liquid Diamond car waxing product
* Mantis Roto-Tiller
* Micro-Men Duster
* Mighty Mend It
* Mighty Putty
* Miracle Whip
* Never-Scrub tile cleaner
* Orange Clean, Orange Glo
* OxiClean
* Quik Strip wire stripping tool
* Ragazzi's Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria
* Samurai Shark knife sharpener
* Sandstrom OnTV
* Sealtite Tire Sealant
* Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
* Steam Buddy
* Street Options Auto Accessories
* Swiffer SweeperVac
* Tommy and Rumble
* Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
* Turbo Vac vacuum cleaner
* Vidalia Chop-it
* Vidalia Slice-it
* Vidalia Slice Wizard
* Volkswagen Group of America cars
* Zorbeez absorbent towels

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you're a man after my own heart by using the word "Bedazzler" Charles. You know that, don't you.

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OMG ... He is sooooooooo incredibly OBNOXIOUS! Everytime I hear his voice I MUTE the t.v. as soon as possible. Why does he have to yell? His voice grates my nerves worse than fingernails on a blackboard. Please ... we do not need him affiliated with the raw food movement unless it transforms him into someone much more soft spoken.

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well, for each person who doesn't like him, there must be at least ten who do as he seems to be very effective. maybe he'd give the movement the life force it needs!
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Exactly.

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When I see him, all I can say is Sham WOW!

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Haha.

How about the question mark guy?
He already lets you figure out how to get the government to fund your dreams.

from the looks of em' he's already vibrating pretty high...haha

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